There’s always a little truth behind every „just kidding”,
A little knowledge behind every „I don’t know”,
A little emotion behind every „I don’t care”,
And a little pain behind every „It’s ok”
I’m not weird,
I’m limited edition!
A positive attitude may not solve all your problems,
but it will annoy enough people to make it worth the effort.
Herm Albright
Get your facts first, then you can distort them as you please.
Mark Twain
I am not afraid of death, I just don’t want to be there when it happens.
Woody Allen
How is it one careless match can start a forest fire, but it takes a whole box to start a campfire?
I believe in rules. Sure I do. If there weren’t any rules, how could you break them?
Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way when you criticize them, you are a mile away from them and you have their shoes.
Jack Handey